Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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