scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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