Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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