You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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