So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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