the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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