wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
zippers are such a cool invention
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i out mim tonsoeep
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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