accomplished twins. life is a go
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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