Non-Jews are for practice
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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