I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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