I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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