I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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