you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Vodka?
Forever.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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