The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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