Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
bring money and cleavage
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I love you. Go after that dick
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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