Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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