Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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