Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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