More tranny stories later!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize