On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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