my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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