please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
smell my finger.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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