My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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