I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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