oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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