Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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