I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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