Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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