yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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