marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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