no, he came in my armpit
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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