wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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