My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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