is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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