I wish I could teleport
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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