he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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