Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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