I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
