good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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