i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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