is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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