Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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