literally had 100 drinks last night.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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