He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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