Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
