they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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