My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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