You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's never too late to be topless.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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