You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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