I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
