so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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