yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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