My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just cut my nipple shaving
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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