They should really pass out barf bags in church
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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