due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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