ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
