I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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